Few facts abt
ü Though lasses luk beautiful here they smell which keeps men away but for American “asses” as they also smell…
ü The roads r laid properly.. the idea of driving in straight lines wid out excitement sux..
ü Nothng z free in dis country..
ü The food here is horrible.. B it Veg or Non veg..
ü Don’t expect 2 have rockng tme in a pub.. DJ n the way ppl dance sux big tme.. (Any day I prefer Spinn or Hint 2 a CI or crystal. n teen maar ROX)
ü Back @ home ppl feel low 2 work in a library or in a coffee day but here ppl sweep floors n wash dishes. J they say “respect the dignity of labor”…
ü $ doesn’t stay in
ü Audi z a poor man’s BENZ..
ü Beggar will have a placard, Homeless, arnd his neck n he plays guitar…
ü U will find loads of ABCD… American Born Confused Desis..
ü Fellow Indians try 2 feel posh by putting up a “bloody accent” which no one understands…
ü Dude n Cool r catchy words.. They will attack u like Flu…
ü Indian students esp Guys, in the quest of attracting American gals lose Apna Desi gals..
ü U find Eminem n 50Cent at every nook and corner of the street..
ü Buses n trains r over punctual here.. Many a times they leave before the scheduled time..
ü If u r thirsty grab a beer.. it costs u less than water..
