Telugu Lyrics in Movies

telusu ko mari cheemalu vochai ni perulu vundi teena...
Realize that ur name z so sweet dat ants r comng...
(Datz the brutal translation of the above line..)

This is the fate of the new era Telugu movie lyrics...

Other day i was lissening 2 the songs fr a new movie wid big names in it...
The lyrics go like dis...
Raaye...Raaye...Vaaye..Vaaye...

Unfortunately the songs fr dis movie topped the chart bursters...

Datz the fate of Telugu industry now..

Songs have become absolute non-sense today..

Every damn fellow thns he z a poet n pen down some non-sense...
The most unfortunate thing is dat these songs getting public applause...
N the lyricist winning THE BEST LYRICIST for dat year...
Interviews being telecasted wid these so called POETS for hours n hours together...

Whn u lissen 2 oldies u realize dat v r living in a "Bhutu" (vulguar) era..

Itz high tme the industry wakes up n encourages some gud lyrics whch z more poetic...
Or else worst thngs await future..

Munna...Hawa mein...

Bole to....aakhir Munna aur circuit ka D-day aagaya....
Kya bolon !!!....dono ko Gate Keeper ne Gate pass diya..aur ab munna aur circuit Amrika jaan rahe hain...
Bole to Bush ki vaat lag gayi mamu...

At airport...

Chote : Bhai ! hum bhi tere saath andar aane ka..ek baar dekhna ka...hawai jahaaz ko..
Circuit : Abe chote...poochne ka nahin...Jaake Platform ticket kharidna...varna laphda hoga....
Bhai ! yehan to TC nay dikh rahan hain...
Munna : TC ko maro goli....Chai kahan melega ?? itne bade Airport mein ek chai dukaan nahin hain kya...abe saaman samhaalna...
Circuit : Aye Sardar...Chai kahan melega... ??
Sardar : Oye ! Jaaban samhlke... Sardar blota humko...Gurwinder Singh hain hum..Gurwinder Singh from Chandigarh...
Circuit : Teri to...jaasti bolne ka nahin...khali chai ka dukan dikhane ka...samjha kya...Ab bol...
Sardar : vahan pe..
Serevr : Excuse me sir...wat do u want to have ?
Cappaccuino, Cafe Mocha, Black Coffee, Italian coffee, Espresso...
Munna : Bhai saab..! seedha sada chai melega kya ?
Serve : yes sir...
Circuit : Aye angrez...phataphat do masala tea...
Munna : thoda elachi dalna bhai saab...
Munna : kitna hua...
Server : Sir ji...50rs..
Munna : 1000rs ka chillar hain kya apun ke paas...

inside airplane

Munna n circuit are welcomed by beautiful ung ladies.
Circuit : Bhai...mere ko bhi yahan kaam karne ka...
Aapka seat vaha pe..

By the time there z already a guy sitting in the same seat....

Munna : Are bappu...yeh mera seat hain...
Person : Aapka seat.. ?? do gante ke pehle aaya maine...yeh dekh...yeah white kerchief bhi dala...
Circuit : yeh to air bus hain saab..apun ka red bus nahin...
Person : yeh bhi kuch Bus hain na...!!!

Munna : Bahut tand hain yaar....kuch karna...
Circuit : Bhai...AC lagado ??
Munna : Mujhe marvadega kya ?? AC band karna..Vaise yeh gaana bhi change karna...kya angrez gaana lagadi...
Circuit : Oye chikni...AC band kar our gaana change kar...Bole to mast gaana lagana...koi item vaali..
Air Hostess : Item vaali ?? Excuse me!
Circuit : Jaise ki...Babuji zara dheere chalo...kya mast gaana...
Bhai...ab teekh hain naa....koi tension nahin bhai...

Air Hostess : Would u like 2 have some drink sir...
Munna : bole to whiskhy milega kya ?? soda ke saath...ek leg piece bhi...nimbu ke saath...

Circuit : bhai....agar hum abhi bathroom gaye to....WOH sab kahan jayega ??
Munna : Bole to...aasman se dharti pe jayega...kuch ullu pe gir jayega...aur samjhega ki bhagawan ne se prasad diya...hehhhehhhe
Circuit : Bhai...tujhe to sab kuch pata hain...Bole to intelligent hain bhai...

After some time circuit goes 2 shit n comes back...
Circuit : Bhai...bathroom mein paani nahin hein bhai....bahit problem hoga..
Munna : kya problem hoga ??
Circuit : Sukh jayege bhai...
Munna : tune kya kiya...
Circuit : bole to...vaha pe ek buddi thi...uske paas ek bottle thi....usko churaliye aur kaam khatam kiya....
Munna : itna paisa liya..aur saala bathroom mein ek bukcet aur paani nahin lag sagte hain kya...
Aur yeh gaana....
Isko dekh...Saand jaise so rahe hain....

Like dis...finally Munna n circuit land on foreign land...Amrika...
Goron ke beech ab munna aur circuit kaise rahega...kya karega...bhagawan he jane....

To be or not to be

To lissen to world or to walk alone...

To walk with head held high or to walk along with the group...

To pursue a profession or a carrer...

To be selfish or love selflessly...

To lissen to heart or lissen to mind...

To become successful and then marry or to marry and den become successful...

To have faith in Lord or to have faith in ourselves...

To become rich or to be content...

To cheat or to lie...

To survive or to fight...

To live in pain or die peacefully...

To be or not to be...

Munna @ KBC

Namaskar..aadab...Good eve..
Ladies and Gentle men, Boys n Gals...Mein Sharukh Khan Pesh kar raha hoon...Kaun Banega Crorepati...

Aaj ki winner of fastest finger Mr.Murali Prasad Sharma from Mumbai...
Welcome sir...R u all set 2 play Kaun Banega Crorepati..

Darshakoon Murali Prasad Sharma Mumbai se...
Munna : Aap mujhe Munna kah sakte hain...Bole to Pet Name..
SRK : Murali Prasad Sharma a.k.a. Munna...Munna aap Mumbai me kya karte hain..
Munna : Bole to Sab ki vaat lagata hoon...
SRK : Vaat ??
Munna : Bole to...Jo public ko tang karta hain uska...
SRK : Social Service...??
Munna : Haan..Social Service..Social Service...Vinamrata se...
SRK : Mumbai mein aap kaha rahte hain..
Munna : Apun ka basti hain na...vaha pe..
SRK : Aapka basti hain kahan ?
Munna : Bole to...Gate way se seedha jana...3 signal ke baad ek chai dukan pe left lagana...Waha se ek dam seedha aana...Waha aapko bapu ek murti nazar aati hain...waha se right cut...Phir ek dam seedha...2 signal ke baad aap koi be chichora ko puchiye Munna se milna...Wahi aapko lata hain...Ek dam easy hain...
SRK : Haan ek dam easy...:)
SRK : ok...to shuru kare aap hum aur bole to computer...Kaun Banega Crorepati..

Pehla question 1000rs ke liye...
How many bones are there in a human body..
a) 100 b) 200 c) 206 d) 300.

Bole to..mera ko aap ek baar hindi mein bolnaa..
Acha..manav ki sharir mein kitni haddi hote hain ?

Munna : bole to apun ko answer malum hain...kya bolon..mein ek doctor hoon...
SRK : Doctor ?? acaha....very nobel profession.
Munna : Haan ji...Apun medical exam mein top kiya tha...
SRK : wow...Aapka specialization...?
Munna : Bole to..!!
SRK : Specialization ?? Heart...ENT...
Munna : Acha Acha...Haddiyan....
SRK : nice....to aapka javab...
Munna : 206.
SRK : Lock karon ?
Munna : Kisko aur kyon ???
SRK : aapka javab ko...
Munna : bole to...
SRK : aapka answer pucca 206...
Munna : pucca...fevicol jaise...
ok...munna fr mumbai has won rs.1000..
congrats...
Munna : bola na..Mein medical mein top kiya...isliye...thanq thanq
SRK : doosara question...Gandhiji ka janam din kab ?
a) Oct 2 b) Nov 14 c) Feb 14 d) Sep 5.
Munna : Bole to iska javab bhi mere ko aata hain...Top kiya na...
Oct2..
and bole to ! comp says datz the right ans..

Ladies n Gentlemen...v will have a short break...n plz plz do come fast...

During the break..Munna calls circuit..

Munna : Are circuit !
Circuit : Bhai ! TV mein dekh rahan hoon bhai...ek dam jhakas...bole to ! chindiyaan bhai..chindiyaan

back 2 kbc..

SRK : Hamare saat hain Munna..Jo bahut acha khel rahe hain..
Munna : Medical topper !
SRK : Aur Medical topper...
Pehle baar apni life line istemaal kar rahe hain...Phone a fren...
Comp saab circuit ko line mein lagayiye..
Circuit : Hello...
SRK : Circuit ??
Circuit : Abe tere maan ki...Mujhe circut bolta hain tu...teri to...kaun hain be tu ?
SRK : Mein Sharukh khan bol rahan hoon..
Circuit : Sharukh khan..Kaun Sharukh khan..
Munna : Abe circuit..
Circuit : Bhai ! Kya hua bhai..
Munna : mere madad kar yaar..bole to Hyderabad kis state ki capital hain ?
a) Madhya Pradesh b) Bihar c) Uttar Pradesh d) Andhra Pradesh
Jaldi Jaldi bata na..
Circuit : Bhai ! Mumbai aur haddi todne ke bina main kcuh nahin janta hoon bhai..
Bhai ! lekin tu tension lene ka nahin...abhi bolta hoon...
Aye ! Quiz master...bole to phone hold me rakhna..Kuch tanda garam leker bahi ko dena...jyada pareshaan na karne ka..samjha kya...

SRK : And Munna fr mumbai...bole to has won Rs.1,60,000...
To abhi aap is paise se kya karte hain ??
Munna : Bole to..Gate pass chayiye na...kharid ta hoon...is paise se...circuit aur mere liye..
SRK : Gate pass ? Duniye mein aise kis cheez hain uski gate pass 1,60,000.
Munna : Aisa kya..Woh saala..Circuit ne bola humko...uski to..


Like dis Munna wins the total prize n he z all set 2 leave 2 usa..

Stay glued 4 his experiences in Airport n in the flight...

Munna goes to "Amrika"

Munna : Are circuit..Hamne Goondagiri ki..Gandhigiri bhi kiya...apun ko ab gaav chelna ka...bas..
kya bolta ?
Circuit : Gaav jaane se pehle ek baar Amrika jaayenge bhai !!
Munna : Amrika !! Teri to !! tere ko kyaan huan be...Ab tere Khopdi mein chemical Lucha hain..chemical lucha...Maan ki kirkiri...Gandhi ne kya bola saat samandar nay paar karne ka...
Circuit : Bhai ! koi laphda nai hoga...Apun hain na..Sab samhlega...bole to "vinamrata" se apun amrika janeka aur vaapas aneka..koi laphda nahin hain bhai...
Munna : Lekin hum ko angrez nahin aata hain na..apun amrika kaise jayenge...
Circuit : Bhai ! kya bolta hain bhai...Angrez ek dam eaji hain bhai...khali Yo Yo bolne ka..Koi bhi sawaal puche to bolna Yo Yo...bas ho gaya...issich kaam hain bhai...
Munna : ye Yo Yo kya hota hain ?
Circuit : kya bolu bhai...apun ko bhi nay maaloom...lekin aaj kal ke pottiyan issich baat karte hain bhai..kai baar tv mein bhi dekha..bhai koi tension lena ka nahin..apun hain...!
Bhai ! apun prof se poochenge bhai..
Munna : Acha ! tu ye bol hum arika mein kyaan kare...
Circuit : Bole to haddi vaddi thod degne bhai...ghar khali karvadenge...Bush ko kidnap karenge bhai..
Munna : teri to ! tere khopdi mein chemical lucha hain be..chemical lucha...apun ko andar dalega vo sala bush..
Circuit : Nahin bhai..Darne ka nahin..tension lena ka nahin dena ka....Bush ko kidnap karke Osama ko denge ham...Dollar magnte hain hum...Dollar..
Munna : Phir..
Circuit : Phir bhai...Ek dam Jhakas...King Chigj jeena ka..king Chigj..
Lekin bhai humko Gate pass chahiye na..
Munna : Gate pass ???
Circuit : Gate pass bhai..Bole to..Gate pass kharidne ka bhai..phir amrika jaane ka..
Munna : Jaane ke liye Paisa chahiye na...
Circuit : haan bhai ! haan ek tarika hain bhai...
Munna : KBC mein chalenge...
Munna : KBC mein... ????

Stay glued...

Goldn days

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-203949839408232689&hl=en

The Return of "DADA"

being an indian am big fan of cric.. Indian cric team has seen many captains..but none has ever got so much of attention unlike DADA...

The bengal tiger, The prince of Kolkotta
Thatz SAURAV GANGULY.

The man behind the so cald "changed indian team" which could successfully chase huge totals against the best of world, not only chase but could win on any surface across the globe..
The left hander fr kolkotta z known 4 his meticulous strategies..
Dada's half side fours r feast 2 the eyes of the any cric fan... the best of the fielders couldnot help but gape the ball racing towards the boundary.. Not 2 mention his sixes... when he steps down the pitch of a spinner "samjho uske vaat lag gayi"
The man has rewritten the history buks..
After greg chappel has taken over as indian coach, unfortunately, Sourav has been in the lime light for wrong reasons which eventually made selectors 2 eliminating the man behind the glory of indian team, him fr the side..
After a long gap of 16 months, when evryone were anticipating dat Dada would n should retire fr ICC, the the indian cric team has recalled The Tiger..
Dada silenced the critics wid his stupendous performance both at Test level as well as One day

With an excellent come back Dada has lived upto the expectations of his fans...
THE BENGAL TIGER

The return of dada 2 the international cric wid a bang cheered his many fans like me..

Cheers !!!