Men vs Women

Other day i was reading a blog...Don't remember the name of the gal who has written it...The blog threw light over the REAL meaning of the relationships a woman has in her own words...It sounded very interesting...But i felt bad for the plight of guys in dat blog...So this z my ans 2 dat...

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

yes baby, men never need to

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

yes, they are...standing in front of a stupid woman ( jus givin a "peer-like" company )

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.

what makes you think YOU'LL last FOREVER???

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....

STUPID U KNOW NO PHYSICS: They'd all land at the same time no matter what, given that there's no air resistance- and who's going to specify that in the question? your grandfather?

and who cares???? I wish its a future man and you're carrying him ya pregnant sow.

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

and realised how wrong he was

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

tch tch, Such a pity you have no eyes

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own
business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

we're being spiritual sweetheart, don't believe in mind and shit, talk about soul, and you'll start making sense ( you prolly don't have one ) and as far as the businesses are concerned, consider askin your boss

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

The lesson is not about a man's refusal to ask for directions, its about his colossal patience, gals ( nowadays) are so dumb, they 're so obsessed with the trivial, that they miss the categorical. And fyi, men know when they need to ask and whom. while the women ask everything to everybody- a perspicuous lack of perspicacity

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

why do i feel that "pigs don't turn into women when they eat" is by far a better stated truth than the one presented ( notwithstanding the question)

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

since a girl has written this, I can forgive the height of divergence from the basic truth. the answer really is "they're happy not being married, because a wife, is worry invited forever" and of course who wants worries...

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

I don't see any exchange offers around, and exchange him with what anyway? whatever it is, im sure it'll be a bad deal u get yourself, u have no eye for sensible business

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

yeah men X women, the smart doesnt need an opposite because if it had one, it would neutralise the other opposite ( the double negative = positive effect DUMBO! ) therefore it is easily assumed without a doubt that "smart" in smart men is redundant- men being smart always.

1 yr

July 21 2006, Thursday...The day i landed in United States of America..
My port of entry was Charlotte, NC.
From there we flew to Cloumbus, Ohio. It was around 7.30 in the night when i came out of Columbus Airport...I saw the 50 state flag fluttering high in the sky for the first time in real...
By the time i reached Athens and to my apartment it was around 9.45 in the night. .

Now itz been a year...I came a very long way..Lot of things happened...I learnt few things...Liked some things and hated some things...

I celebrated this event by watching Partner at Bollywood Cinema..
There was no one selling tickets in black....The theater wasn't houseful on Sunday....
There were few ppl in the theater...Though movie was good the joy and happiness which i used to get by watching a movie in India was not there...
There was no one screaming and throwing papers when the hero dances....It was as if i was watching an Art movie..
My friends were not there sitting next 2 me 2 pass comments....

Prior to this i had my lunch at Udipi Restaurant....
I had normal masala dosa (I wanted to have Neti Karam Dosa, special in hyd)...
I was missing Biryani and Pickle rice like hell...
Itz been a year since i had hot hot mouth watering Mirchi Bajji's wid onions..

As i was driving back home i felt as if i was a stranger though itz been more than 6 months i've been in Houston...Every one seemed to be a stranger...
I was stuck with this feeling that I dont belong to this country...I am no body here...

I miss my home...
I miss my friends...
I miss the smell of those "gallis" where i grew up playing cricket..

I miss India..

Silence

SILENCE of a intelligent person z a huge loss 2 a nation...

This is one of the most imp observations that i made in my life...
It doesn't matter if a person who doesnt have much knowledge z trying 2 make a point...But itz real danger rather a threat if a intelligent person remains silent...
His silence provokes others 2 talk incessantly even if they r unaware of the subject, which results, most of the time, misleads others...

This z one of the many paradoxes dat exist in dis universe...

hardships...

A science teacher was teaching a class of 40 6th graders abt the life cycles of a caterpillar..In the bunch of 40 students thr was a student whose eyes sparkled like those of stars...Whose smile brought lot of energy around..He was a very bright kid..One of the smartest in the class....
The teacher explained the students dat only after dis stage of cocoon does the caterpillar will come out n will b able 2 fly...just like how a baby comes out of mothers womb..
The teacher further explains dat it z in dis stage the mammal develops itz wings..

The teacher has actually brought a cocoon fr the lab 2 explain in a better fashion n so dat students will understand properly....

All of a sudden the teacher z asked 2 meet the principal immediately...N hence the teacher asks dem 2 work on the lesson...Teacher warns the students not 2 touch the cocoon..She gives dem these orders n proceeds 2 the office room..

This bright kid in the class slowly walks up to the table of the teacher n watches the cocoon curiously...Now the concentration of the entire class shifts 2 this kid n his activities...He den rolls it on his palm...After some time he has an idea....He immediately luks 4 an object dat can break dis cocoon....N den he breaks the cocoon....
The caterpillar which z out of cocoon struggles, just like a baby whn he comes out of womb, 2 fly...It struggles n struggles....This kid z unaware of the hapngs...The entire class z just watchng the show....No one had a clue of watz hapng...

After some time the caterpillar z dead....

The only intention of the kid 2 break 2 the cocoon z 2 let the caterpillar fly n live freely..He didnt want the caterpillar 2 suffer inside cocoon...
But 2 his utter dismay the mammal z dead lying flat on the ground...

Moral of the story !!!