Munna goes to "Amrika"

Munna : Are circuit..Hamne Goondagiri ki..Gandhigiri bhi kiya...apun ko ab gaav chelna ka...bas..
kya bolta ?
Circuit : Gaav jaane se pehle ek baar Amrika jaayenge bhai !!
Munna : Amrika !! Teri to !! tere ko kyaan huan be...Ab tere Khopdi mein chemical Lucha hain..chemical lucha...Maan ki kirkiri...Gandhi ne kya bola saat samandar nay paar karne ka...
Circuit : Bhai ! koi laphda nai hoga...Apun hain na..Sab samhlega...bole to "vinamrata" se apun amrika janeka aur vaapas aneka..koi laphda nahin hain bhai...
Munna : Lekin hum ko angrez nahin aata hain na..apun amrika kaise jayenge...
Circuit : Bhai ! kya bolta hain bhai...Angrez ek dam eaji hain bhai...khali Yo Yo bolne ka..Koi bhi sawaal puche to bolna Yo Yo...bas ho gaya...issich kaam hain bhai...
Munna : ye Yo Yo kya hota hain ?
Circuit : kya bolu bhai...apun ko bhi nay maaloom...lekin aaj kal ke pottiyan issich baat karte hain bhai..kai baar tv mein bhi dekha..bhai koi tension lena ka nahin..apun hain...!
Bhai ! apun prof se poochenge bhai..
Munna : Acha ! tu ye bol hum arika mein kyaan kare...
Circuit : Bole to haddi vaddi thod degne bhai...ghar khali karvadenge...Bush ko kidnap karenge bhai..
Munna : teri to ! tere khopdi mein chemical lucha hain be..chemical lucha...apun ko andar dalega vo sala bush..
Circuit : Nahin bhai..Darne ka nahin..tension lena ka nahin dena ka....Bush ko kidnap karke Osama ko denge ham...Dollar magnte hain hum...Dollar..
Munna : Phir..
Circuit : Phir bhai...Ek dam Jhakas...King Chigj jeena ka..king Chigj..
Lekin bhai humko Gate pass chahiye na..
Munna : Gate pass ???
Circuit : Gate pass bhai..Bole to..Gate pass kharidne ka bhai..phir amrika jaane ka..
Munna : Jaane ke liye Paisa chahiye na...
Circuit : haan bhai ! haan ek tarika hain bhai...
Munna : KBC mein chalenge...
Munna : KBC mein... ????

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