Munna @ KBC

Namaskar..aadab...Good eve..
Ladies and Gentle men, Boys n Gals...Mein Sharukh Khan Pesh kar raha hoon...Kaun Banega Crorepati...

Aaj ki winner of fastest finger Mr.Murali Prasad Sharma from Mumbai...
Welcome sir...R u all set 2 play Kaun Banega Crorepati..

Darshakoon Murali Prasad Sharma Mumbai se...
Munna : Aap mujhe Munna kah sakte hain...Bole to Pet Name..
SRK : Murali Prasad Sharma a.k.a. Munna...Munna aap Mumbai me kya karte hain..
Munna : Bole to Sab ki vaat lagata hoon...
SRK : Vaat ??
Munna : Bole to...Jo public ko tang karta hain uska...
SRK : Social Service...??
Munna : Haan..Social Service..Social Service...Vinamrata se...
SRK : Mumbai mein aap kaha rahte hain..
Munna : Apun ka basti hain na...vaha pe..
SRK : Aapka basti hain kahan ?
Munna : Bole to...Gate way se seedha jana...3 signal ke baad ek chai dukan pe left lagana...Waha se ek dam seedha aana...Waha aapko bapu ek murti nazar aati hain...waha se right cut...Phir ek dam seedha...2 signal ke baad aap koi be chichora ko puchiye Munna se milna...Wahi aapko lata hain...Ek dam easy hain...
SRK : Haan ek dam easy...:)
SRK : ok...to shuru kare aap hum aur bole to computer...Kaun Banega Crorepati..

Pehla question 1000rs ke liye...
How many bones are there in a human body..
a) 100 b) 200 c) 206 d) 300.

Bole to..mera ko aap ek baar hindi mein bolnaa..
Acha..manav ki sharir mein kitni haddi hote hain ?

Munna : bole to apun ko answer malum hain...kya bolon..mein ek doctor hoon...
SRK : Doctor ?? acaha....very nobel profession.
Munna : Haan ji...Apun medical exam mein top kiya tha...
SRK : wow...Aapka specialization...?
Munna : Bole to..!!
SRK : Specialization ?? Heart...ENT...
Munna : Acha Acha...Haddiyan....
SRK : nice....to aapka javab...
Munna : 206.
SRK : Lock karon ?
Munna : Kisko aur kyon ???
SRK : aapka javab ko...
Munna : bole to...
SRK : aapka answer pucca 206...
Munna : pucca...fevicol jaise...
ok...munna fr mumbai has won rs.1000..
congrats...
Munna : bola na..Mein medical mein top kiya...isliye...thanq thanq
SRK : doosara question...Gandhiji ka janam din kab ?
a) Oct 2 b) Nov 14 c) Feb 14 d) Sep 5.
Munna : Bole to iska javab bhi mere ko aata hain...Top kiya na...
Oct2..
and bole to ! comp says datz the right ans..

Ladies n Gentlemen...v will have a short break...n plz plz do come fast...

During the break..Munna calls circuit..

Munna : Are circuit !
Circuit : Bhai ! TV mein dekh rahan hoon bhai...ek dam jhakas...bole to ! chindiyaan bhai..chindiyaan

back 2 kbc..

SRK : Hamare saat hain Munna..Jo bahut acha khel rahe hain..
Munna : Medical topper !
SRK : Aur Medical topper...
Pehle baar apni life line istemaal kar rahe hain...Phone a fren...
Comp saab circuit ko line mein lagayiye..
Circuit : Hello...
SRK : Circuit ??
Circuit : Abe tere maan ki...Mujhe circut bolta hain tu...teri to...kaun hain be tu ?
SRK : Mein Sharukh khan bol rahan hoon..
Circuit : Sharukh khan..Kaun Sharukh khan..
Munna : Abe circuit..
Circuit : Bhai ! Kya hua bhai..
Munna : mere madad kar yaar..bole to Hyderabad kis state ki capital hain ?
a) Madhya Pradesh b) Bihar c) Uttar Pradesh d) Andhra Pradesh
Jaldi Jaldi bata na..
Circuit : Bhai ! Mumbai aur haddi todne ke bina main kcuh nahin janta hoon bhai..
Bhai ! lekin tu tension lene ka nahin...abhi bolta hoon...
Aye ! Quiz master...bole to phone hold me rakhna..Kuch tanda garam leker bahi ko dena...jyada pareshaan na karne ka..samjha kya...

SRK : And Munna fr mumbai...bole to has won Rs.1,60,000...
To abhi aap is paise se kya karte hain ??
Munna : Bole to..Gate pass chayiye na...kharid ta hoon...is paise se...circuit aur mere liye..
SRK : Gate pass ? Duniye mein aise kis cheez hain uski gate pass 1,60,000.
Munna : Aisa kya..Woh saala..Circuit ne bola humko...uski to..


Like dis Munna wins the total prize n he z all set 2 leave 2 usa..

Stay glued 4 his experiences in Airport n in the flight...