Munna...Hawa mein...

Bole to....aakhir Munna aur circuit ka D-day aagaya....
Kya bolon !!!....dono ko Gate Keeper ne Gate pass diya..aur ab munna aur circuit Amrika jaan rahe hain...
Bole to Bush ki vaat lag gayi mamu...

At airport...

Chote : Bhai ! hum bhi tere saath andar aane ka..ek baar dekhna ka...hawai jahaaz ko..
Circuit : Abe chote...poochne ka nahin...Jaake Platform ticket kharidna...varna laphda hoga....
Bhai ! yehan to TC nay dikh rahan hain...
Munna : TC ko maro goli....Chai kahan melega ?? itne bade Airport mein ek chai dukaan nahin hain kya...abe saaman samhaalna...
Circuit : Aye Sardar...Chai kahan melega... ??
Sardar : Oye ! Jaaban samhlke... Sardar blota humko...Gurwinder Singh hain hum..Gurwinder Singh from Chandigarh...
Circuit : Teri to...jaasti bolne ka nahin...khali chai ka dukan dikhane ka...samjha kya...Ab bol...
Sardar : vahan pe..
Serevr : Excuse me sir...wat do u want to have ?
Cappaccuino, Cafe Mocha, Black Coffee, Italian coffee, Espresso...
Munna : Bhai saab..! seedha sada chai melega kya ?
Serve : yes sir...
Circuit : Aye angrez...phataphat do masala tea...
Munna : thoda elachi dalna bhai saab...
Munna : kitna hua...
Server : Sir ji...50rs..
Munna : 1000rs ka chillar hain kya apun ke paas...

inside airplane

Munna n circuit are welcomed by beautiful ung ladies.
Circuit : Bhai...mere ko bhi yahan kaam karne ka...
Aapka seat vaha pe..

By the time there z already a guy sitting in the same seat....

Munna : Are bappu...yeh mera seat hain...
Person : Aapka seat.. ?? do gante ke pehle aaya maine...yeh dekh...yeah white kerchief bhi dala...
Circuit : yeh to air bus hain saab..apun ka red bus nahin...
Person : yeh bhi kuch Bus hain na...!!!

Munna : Bahut tand hain yaar....kuch karna...
Circuit : Bhai...AC lagado ??
Munna : Mujhe marvadega kya ?? AC band karna..Vaise yeh gaana bhi change karna...kya angrez gaana lagadi...
Circuit : Oye chikni...AC band kar our gaana change kar...Bole to mast gaana lagana...koi item vaali..
Air Hostess : Item vaali ?? Excuse me!
Circuit : Jaise ki...Babuji zara dheere chalo...kya mast gaana...
Bhai...ab teekh hain naa....koi tension nahin bhai...

Air Hostess : Would u like 2 have some drink sir...
Munna : bole to whiskhy milega kya ?? soda ke saath...ek leg piece bhi...nimbu ke saath...

Circuit : bhai....agar hum abhi bathroom gaye to....WOH sab kahan jayega ??
Munna : Bole to...aasman se dharti pe jayega...kuch ullu pe gir jayega...aur samjhega ki bhagawan ne se prasad diya...hehhhehhhe
Circuit : Bhai...tujhe to sab kuch pata hain...Bole to intelligent hain bhai...

After some time circuit goes 2 shit n comes back...
Circuit : Bhai...bathroom mein paani nahin hein bhai....bahit problem hoga..
Munna : kya problem hoga ??
Circuit : Sukh jayege bhai...
Munna : tune kya kiya...
Circuit : bole to...vaha pe ek buddi thi...uske paas ek bottle thi....usko churaliye aur kaam khatam kiya....
Munna : itna paisa liya..aur saala bathroom mein ek bukcet aur paani nahin lag sagte hain kya...
Aur yeh gaana....
Isko dekh...Saand jaise so rahe hain....

Like dis...finally Munna n circuit land on foreign land...Amrika...
Goron ke beech ab munna aur circuit kaise rahega...kya karega...bhagawan he jane....