Men vs Women

Other day i was reading a blog...Don't remember the name of the gal who has written it...The blog threw light over the REAL meaning of the relationships a woman has in her own words...It sounded very interesting...But i felt bad for the plight of guys in dat blog...So this z my ans 2 dat...

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

yes baby, men never need to

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

yes, they are...standing in front of a stupid woman ( jus givin a "peer-like" company )

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.

what makes you think YOU'LL last FOREVER???

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....

STUPID U KNOW NO PHYSICS: They'd all land at the same time no matter what, given that there's no air resistance- and who's going to specify that in the question? your grandfather?

and who cares???? I wish its a future man and you're carrying him ya pregnant sow.

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

and realised how wrong he was

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

tch tch, Such a pity you have no eyes

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own
business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

we're being spiritual sweetheart, don't believe in mind and shit, talk about soul, and you'll start making sense ( you prolly don't have one ) and as far as the businesses are concerned, consider askin your boss

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

The lesson is not about a man's refusal to ask for directions, its about his colossal patience, gals ( nowadays) are so dumb, they 're so obsessed with the trivial, that they miss the categorical. And fyi, men know when they need to ask and whom. while the women ask everything to everybody- a perspicuous lack of perspicacity

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

why do i feel that "pigs don't turn into women when they eat" is by far a better stated truth than the one presented ( notwithstanding the question)

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

since a girl has written this, I can forgive the height of divergence from the basic truth. the answer really is "they're happy not being married, because a wife, is worry invited forever" and of course who wants worries...

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

I don't see any exchange offers around, and exchange him with what anyway? whatever it is, im sure it'll be a bad deal u get yourself, u have no eye for sensible business

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

yeah men X women, the smart doesnt need an opposite because if it had one, it would neutralise the other opposite ( the double negative = positive effect DUMBO! ) therefore it is easily assumed without a doubt that "smart" in smart men is redundant- men being smart always.