Hey..Wat u dong here ???

I go to a movie..purchase the ticket....more often i go 15-20 mins ahead...
i buy popcorn n take a look at all the wall posters...As i walk across i hear a scream fr far end...."Sivankar...Sivankar"...i turn back 2 c ma old fren in same theatre...He comes running 2 me pantng...
"Sivankar...Itz u ??? Wat a stupid question...ofcourse itz me...itz not ma soul walkng across eatng popcorn..."ok neways ! nice 2 c u man...Wat u dong here ??? "i just thought i will buy some vegetables here...so i came al the way fr Kurnool...y will someone come down 2 a theatre...?? they obviously come 2 watch a movie..."

In one more incident, i go to buy some vegetables...i meet up wid ma old fren whom i lost in touch wid for years...n am really happy 2 c him aftre a long tme..i walk towards him 2 meet him..
He immediately asks me..."Sivankar...U here..??? Well...am i not supposed 2 come ?? Don't i like luk a human who eats vegetables...?? "

U had a very bad day at house wid ur wife...Now u come 2 super store 2 buy some groceries...inside ur mind each n evry scene whr ur wife was chasng u wid broom stick n makng u wash all the clothes n dishes is runng..n u r makng all the possible plans 2 take revenge on her...suddenly thr appears a very irritating n buggng fren of urs in same super store all of a sudden...he come 2 u n asks u..."Hey !!! how r u ?? how was ur day ?? btwn r u here 2 buy groceries ?? Wat will u do ?? he z watchng u buy some groceries...u r tryng 2 avoid him but still he sticks 2 u askng u agan n agan same questions...Suddenly u burst of the anger..Throw all the groceries @ ground...U shout in such a way dat the kid sleepng @ the end of the lane can hear..."Can't u c dat am here 4 buyng groceries...?? "
he slowly walks off fr u sayng...Relax....

Many a times v all encounter such kind of awkward situations whr ppl ask some obvious questions @ theatres, markets, stationery's....well...datz the human psychology...

dis blog z 4 all those who were embarassed by these embarassing questions...

One last thng...u r sitting @ india n u need 2 go 2 delhi fr hyd..itz very imp or else ur wife will throw u out of the house,though officially u r the head of the family...u board on the flight...15 more mins,flight takes off....u r very happy n proud of urself 2 reach delhi on tme..u r thnkng how happy ur wife gonna b 2 c her hubby on tme....u c all the flight attendants, stewardess n technical support seriously searchn 4 some thng...u dunno wat they r searchng 4..but fr their luk u figure out dat they r searchng 4 somethng imp...u wait for 5 mins..u get up n reach 1 of the attendants...u r abt 2 ask her a question when suddenl u hear the announcement..."Ladies and Gentlemen..Iam afraid v have a serious prob...Now wat ??? Iam very sorry to say dat i forgot the flight keys in ma apt n ma wife locked the house n went 2 her dad's house 4 a week...Iam sorry 4 the incovinence..."
Now in a situation whr ur life z at the mercy of Pilot, he z apologizing 4 the "INCONVINENCE"...hhahaaaa....How will u pacify ur wife now ???

all these r work of fiction...so donot worry...have fun..